Another Bargaintuan rip-off: Da Vinci Code on a tiny budget

Author: Smurph

Date: June 7, 2006

by Smurph
6-07-06
Right, so he did this to his own body, you can do puzzles, I'm Tom Hanks, and there's a fucked-up monk trying to kill us...
So that must mean you're............ Jesus' great great great great great great great...
...great great great great great granddaughter.
Okay.