True News Stories: Die, Affleck, Die

Author: Smurph

Date: September 14, 2007

by Smurph
9-14-07
And in entertainment news, Ben Affleck's directorial debut 'Gone Baby Gone' has been put back in Britain due to similarities to the Madeline McCann case.
The McCanns are said to be 'relieved' by the news...
...Because they've seen Jersey Girl.