All comics by SnazzyChazzy24

 

by SnazzyChazzy24
3-08-04
Chet and Punky meet at a stool.
Hey Punky what 'cha doin?
Oh, yknow just sitting around, writing poetry.
Poetry, eh? I always thought it would be fun to disguise yourself as a famous poet, then pretend to kill yourself. That way everyone would be real sad, and such.
Really?
yeah
snap

 

by SnazzyChazzy24
3-08-04
Chet checks the mail.
Damn, my grades suck this semester.
My mom's gonna kill me.
Might as well beat her to it.

 

by SnazzyChazzy24
3-08-04
Chris Dudek awakes to find that his parents have been murderd by a masked stranger.
WHY DID YOU KILL MY FAMILY?!!
I had to get my blender back, sorry man.
So, you killed my family?!! You could've just asked for it back.
Er.. Well, Y'know. You can't make an omlet without um.... brutally murdering your family.
Oh God! What am I going to do now?! I have no where to go! I'm an orphan now!
Pffffffft, get a job.

 

by SnazzyChazzy24
3-08-04
Chet is going door to door.
I need help opening my pudding can.
HAHAHAHA! It's ME, JESUS!
Can you open my pudding can?
Sorry, I forgot my can opener.

 

by SnazzyChazzy24
3-08-04
A squirrel is defending his tree.
I better not see any mutants today.
Time to finish off this food and shake this tree, because I'm Cullen.
Come here, you fucking mutant!
NOOOOOOOOO!

 

by SnazzyChazzy24
3-08-04
Meanwhile, in Bowser's Castle...
It's-a-me, Mario!
What?
Its gotta be the shooms.

 

by SnazzyChazzy24
3-08-04
Meanwhile....
Now serving 68... 69...
Now serving 70
I've got ticket 69.
Sorry, missed your turn. You snooze, you lose, buddy. Get the fuck out of here.
Damn you, Jesus.

 

by SnazzyChazzy24
3-08-04
Punky finds himself in a sticky situation.
Step into my Time Machine, little chicken .....mawhahahah
Is it a real time machine?
hmmmmm........No
I see......
I'm a sick, sick man.

 

by SnazzyChazzy24
3-08-04
What the hell are you doing?
What do you mean?
Take off that ugly-ass dress.

 

by SnazzyChazzy24
3-08-04
Chet goes to a party after a suicide attempt.
I always try to keep a good mood, but people always try to make me feel bad, and make fun of me. Calling me names and saying that if I'd kill myself, it would be a relief for them.
I see.
Have you ever heard someone say to you, "Hey idiot, lassie is on tv tonight, don't kill yourself, you don't have the money for a funeral."
Why no sir, I haven't.
I have...
I'm so high right now.

 

by SnazzyChazzy24
3-08-04
http://www.chunky.com/click_for_cans.asp
Hey Dudek, what 'cha doin'?
Surfing the Campbell's website. everytime I choose my favorite NFL team, Campbells will donate a can of soup to a local food bank.
You know you chose the team that is listed as least popular on that website?
But I like the Arizona Cardinals!
Dumbass
Go Cards!

 

by SnazzyChazzy24
3-08-04
Punky invites the Beast-Priest for a little get-together.
Hey Beast-Priest let me introduce you to Herman.
O.K.
Is Herman's last name Frodite?
.....
Because then his name would be Herman Frodite.

 

by SnazzyChazzy24
3-08-04
- And the local poll shows that Mr. Jackson will probably be going to hell. Cynthia?
Thanks John. Now we take you live to James Fresno, who is at the site of the recent McDonald's riot.
Thanks John. I'm here with Chris Dudek, a witness of the riot. So son tell me, exactly what caused these people to burn down the Mcdonald's?
McNuggets are made with people!
I'm lovin' it.

 

by SnazzyChazzy24
3-08-04
Beast-Priest goes to Jesus Christ for some advice
Jesus, I have a problem. I masturbate all the time, and I feel so guilty about it.
You don't need to feel guilty, man. I understand.
You do?
Why do you think they nailed my hands up here?
Thanks Jesus.

 

by SnazzyChazzy24
3-08-04
Meanwhile, on the moon...
OH BOY! Here I am, Chris Dudek. In space. All that studing paid off!
I wonder why the gauge marked "Oxy" is in the red?
Wha-Who are you!
Change your oxygen tank, douchebag.

 

by SnazzyChazzy24
3-08-04
I don't know why girls wont have sex with me.
I mean, my penis is huge!
Maybe it's because I put a mask on it and call it Woody the talking mushroom.
Howdy, old chap.

 

by SnazzyChazzy24
3-08-04
Chet, trying to figure out what life is all about, seeks Jesus Christ
Hey Jesus, Why didn't you give me a nose or a face with any expression?
Oh, thats so you can be singled out in a large crowd and be made fun of cause you're different.
Really?
Yep, and good luck trying to get laid lookin' like that.
That's prety harsh J.
Yea, but look at me. I rule!

 

by SnazzyChazzy24
3-08-04
Nizzle pizzle you bizzle get outta hizzle with that flagizzle.
Shut up, negro!
Whitey! I'm 50 Cents whizzle bizzle! you in dizzle shizzle nizzle!
I'm a barber you idiot!
Oh...well...take a little off the top, little off the back, not to shaggy, eddie munster in the front, slope to the left like gumby.
You got it!

 

by SnazzyChazzy24
3-08-04
Meanwhile, in hell....
....
Please put your robe back on. You're embarrassing yourself.

 

by SnazzyChazzy24
3-08-04
Chet seeks friendship.
I'm going on a cross country trip. Care to join me?
No thanks.
I'm going on a cross country trip. Care to join me?
No thanks.
I'm going on a cross country trip. Care to join me?
Look Chet, I'm gonna break the news to you, we all hate you. Just go away.

 

by SnazzyChazzy24
3-08-04
Dudek Searches for his clothes for school.
Damn, I've been searching all morning, and I still can't find my pants. All I found was my stupid computer.
I'm not stupid.
I'm all knowing.
Wachutalkinbout!?

 

by SnazzyChazzy24
3-08-04
So I says, "I'm a cowboy!"
Ha ha!
Well, duh.

 

by SnazzyChazzy24
3-08-04
God, Beast-Priest and Cullen are fat. I wish they were here right now so I could tell them how fat they are.
Hey it's me Beast-Priest. How are you my good friend?
Priest, you and Cullen got fucking fat. I just wanted to punch you in the stomach and watch it jiggle for hours, if that's ok with you.
I'm sorry I'm so fat. I wish I could stop eating but I just can't. It's those damned Jews. They just keep feeding me pop tarts.
Later...
Cullen. I'm tired of everyone calling us fat.
It's because we are fat, you fat idiot. Don't talk to me while I'm eating pop tarts.

 

by SnazzyChazzy24
3-08-04
Chet farts while reading a letter.
Oh My God! What a fart!
Fuck, this next one is gonna hum.
Shat, I caused the apocalypse.

 

by SnazzyChazzy24
3-08-04
Chet and Dudek talk.
Oh man, I forgot I was supposed to pick up my little brother from his base-ball game!
sucks man
What am I going to tell my parents?
Just tell your parents you forgot you had to pick up your brother, because you were too busy getting stoned.
You really think that will work?
It always seems to get me out of bad situations.

 

by SnazzyChazzy24
3-08-04
Meanwhile, in Death Vally...
Hey, lets go smoke some pot.
Sure, Officer Oliver.
AHA! I knew it! You're under arrest!
What the hell Oliver? It's your stash.
I'm just kidding, man, I got the munchies, lets go to dunkin doughnuts.
Something new and different for an officer I'm sure.

 

by SnazzyChazzy24
3-08-04
After Chet makes a terrible mistake involving the flux-compasitor and teddy grams.....
Hey, I thought only white people could survive the Apocalypse!
Behold the power of sticky rice.
Well, this simply isn't right. I'm going to have to cut you.
Don't make me get my boy on you.
Later....
Bring it, squinty!
My underpants are green and striped, but make no mistake: I will fuck you up.

 

by SnazzyChazzy24
3-08-04
Punky finds a new friend.
Have you seen my PS2? It rules! I have over 50 games! Not only that, I own 17 other systems, Japanese and American!
Wow dude, how do you afford all that stuff?
I work at McDonalds.
ok?.....
Later...
Help! Someone robbed us and set our house on fire!
Yep. Good ol' McDonalds...

 

by SnazzyChazzy24
3-08-04
Honkey Donkey runs to Chet.
CHET!
What is it, Honkey?
I was assaulted and battered in school today! They jumped me, and were trying to pull me into the bathroom! I was bleeding from the head!
...Do you think I'd get electrocuted if I had sex with the Nintendo 64?

 

by SnazzyChazzy24
3-08-04
Wow. My snowman kicks ass!
It's getting kinda warm outside. I hope it doesn' melt.
Well. I didn't see that one comming

 

by SnazzyChazzy24
3-08-04
A Routine Call....
So, tell me again, Satan. How did Jesus steal your T.V.?
He took it while I had my back turned.
But, he's nailed to a cross.
Well, he just ran in and grabed it.
Fuck you

 

by SnazzyChazzy24
3-08-04
Honkey chit chats with J.C.
I walked into the hotel with a handful of nails and asked, "Could you put me up for the night?"
.....
I thought it was funny yesterday.

 

by SnazzyChazzy24
3-08-04
Chet recieves a mysterious letter.....
What's this all about?
HAMMER TIME!
Later...
Now this is fun!

 

by SnazzyChazzy24
3-08-04
Chet screws around with the Flux-Compasitor, again...
So, I'm you?
Either that, or I'm you.
You're not much help.
Speak for yourself.
Apparently I am.
Comsic

 

by SnazzyChazzy24
3-08-04
Meanwhile, in the year 2084 X.D....
TRANSFORM!
Well, that has to be the gay-est power ever.

 

by SnazzyChazzy24
3-08-04
Dudek and Cullen are hanging out....
Sup, You wanna get drunk and then make some smoothies?
Sure.
Shortly after....

 

by SnazzyChazzy24
3-08-04
So I says, "Well, them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves!"
Ha ha!
What the fuck are you talking about?

 

by SnazzyChazzy24
3-08-04
The Masked Stranger and Cullen meet.
What are you drinking, Cullen?
Smernof. I'm going on the Atkins diet, and Smernof has zero carbs.
Y'know what else has zero carbs?
No, what?
Heroin

 

by SnazzyChazzy24
3-08-04
Dudek and Punky meet.
I had Reese's for breakfest.
Wha-?
I had Reese's for breakfest.
Wait, you had candy for breakfest?
No, Reese's brand cereal.
Wow Dudek. Is this what you do to get attention? What, do you want a freakin' prize, or something?

 

by SnazzyChazzy24
3-08-04
Meanwhile, in Death Vally...
Oh shit. My penis isn't actually made of bone. Where did it go?
Did it fall in the sand?
Not this crap again...

 

by SnazzyChazzy24
3-08-04
Please get your hand off of my ass!
Hey, sugar. *hic* Come on, give daddy some lovin'!
How about a little Kung-Fu instead?
Sure! I'll show you the most effective spot for your Kung-Fu Grip! *wink*
Hey, Glopdar-7. I think I got a live one here.
Excellent...

 

by SnazzyChazzy24
3-08-04
Chet's making a deal.
Wow, you gave me so much pot!
Aren't you forgeting somethin', Bitch?
Uh... Thank you.
That's right, always use your please and thank you's.

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