Dudek! #1

Author: SnazzyChazzy24

Date: March 8, 2004

by SnazzyChazzy24
3-08-04
Chris Dudek awakes to find that his parents have been murderd by a masked stranger.
WHY DID YOU KILL MY FAMILY?!!
I had to get my blender back, sorry man.
So, you killed my family?!! You could've just asked for it back.
Er.. Well, Y'know. You can't make an omlet without um.... brutally murdering your family.
Oh God! What am I going to do now?! I have no where to go! I'm an orphan now!
Pffffffft, get a job.