Turkey Baster

Author: Snuts

Date: March 23, 2007

by Snuts
3-23-07
...and so Amish I got the turkey baster out because I have this big hard poop problem sometimes.
Vat do you do vis der turkey baster Doctor Fill?
I put some warm Mazola Oil in it and lube up the hershey highway to help me pass a stool with less difficulty and pain.
Ach you crazy doctor! You should eat more strudel undt drink more Louwenbrau!
Looks to me like der pulsating poopster has gone for a schitt ya?
Go milk a cow or something! Mitten der schitt or mittout der schitt I am still going to take out your daughter!