Johnny Tequila

Author: SolidSnakeSSD

Date: March 3, 2001

by SolidSnakeSSD
3-03-01
Johnny Tequila enters the Shinra Online War Room one day in hopes to try and flame everyone and try to look cool...
M3 iza g0|\||\|4 flam3 pplz!
Johnny soon meets up with an inhabitant of the War Room. Mr. Squirrel.
j00 sux wh00r!
Suck my nut filled sack you pathetic peice of horse shit. Look at me! I'm a fucking squirrel and I can flame better than you. It's cock suckers like you that should be crucified and burned alive!
Johnny soon finds out how fucking pathetic he actually is.
Aaahhhh!!!! My pathetic shit filled corpse is spontaneously combusting into shit fire!!!
BITCH!