All comics by SolidasaRock

 

The boring and pointless day of jimbo kalloo by SolidasaRock 2-21-05
Oh look! That guys got a letter! Y-Y-YOU R-A-ARE GAA GAA	He needs a ... well let's just say...piddle...interesting huh? Man, peeing would be so much easier if I had a dick!!	I don't know what to say now... Well, I would go, but the websites stuff does have limitations. STOP LOOKING AT ME, I GOTTA GO!!

 

Never play with that Zappy gun you found! by SolidasaRock 2-21-05
On planet Mars, an Alien Named Abblewobble is showing off a found item Hey look what I found Friliofenskov! AAAAAHHHH!! KEEP IT AWAY, IT'S DANGEROUS!!	This will teach you kids a lesson!! WHOOPS!!!SORRY!!	See... a good lesson to learn... Oh NO!! PLEASE NO!! How do you like me now, big boy!

 

A glitch in the Matrix... by SolidasaRock 2-21-05
This is the Matrix...	Huh? Who are you? Where's Morpheus? And What the Hell am I doing here? and why's my damn coat brown huh? Well, I'm a Monopoly guy wannabe and I wanna play Monopoly with the one. After all, the Money here isn't Real. Nothing is.	No way! And you didn't answer my question! Time for the Hypnotisism

 

Kaloo's BIG adventure part 1 by SolidasaRock 2-21-05
Kaloo get's an adventure for once!!!WOO-HOO!! Aren't you from that other stupid comic by the same guy? Come to the bedroom, and I'll tell you!	Well, he'll do anything to get out of anything...but he obviously wants to get out of this!! WELL SEE YOU IN HELL!!! Ok then, let's go!!	Things just don't turn out for Jimmy... Oh CRAP!!! so...what now?

 

A day in the life of SolidasaRock! by SolidasaRock 2-21-05
	Pucn-Puch-Kick	What The HELL!!

 

Bond DOES have a week point! by SolidasaRock 2-22-05
James Bond 007 has finally encountered his...new...arch-nemisis! Okay Mr Strinsnoff , you've taken this evil too far this time! Ahh, the infamous Mr James Bond, it was a horrifying thing I did to your tuxedo. HAHA, and now you have got to wear a trenchcoat!	Strinsnoff tries to hide the fact that he is bisexual, but fails... I do have a LARGE wardrobe of other things to wear you know, AND OTHER tuxedos. WHAT!! But you look so good in that tuxedo! I thought you only had one!!!	Bond realises the truth about his arch nemisis... I'LL SHOOT YOU WITH A SNIPER RIFLE LATER THEN! See you there then!

 

James Bond 007: The crazy plot by SolidasaRock 2-22-05
Agent 007 has been sent to meet up with a Contact, to help twart Blofelds plans forever. However, he comes across a problem You that contact M sent me to meet up with, The name's Bond, James Bond...Damn, THERE'S A SNIPER AIMING AT YOU, GET DOWN!! Hold on a sec, I'm getting somewhere with this girl here!	Erm... don't ask... WHAT THE- Oh man! Blofelds evil plan is to turn everyone into evil fish by shooting them, now I can't help but wanna eat you. YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD ME!	I didn't write this okay? Just remember that... That's it, I'm resigning from MI6, these new 21st Century Missions are going too far!! Wait, don't leave me like this!! Come Back!!

 

Kaloos BIG adventure part 2 by SolidasaRock 2-22-05
Well, if you didn't see part 1 I will not go through it, look through SolidasaRock's Gallery! Okay I found stuff of the internet on how to get out of these situations... Looks like there is only one way outof this!!	There are limits to Jimbo Kaloos movements, so he's basically supposed to charge at this freak!! DIE DISTURBING FREAK DIE!!!	I know this issue is not funny, but oh well... YOU WISH ASS! Now, maybe if I kill myself in hell, then I could yet out!! No, I thought you liked me!!!

 

Kaloo's BIG adventure part 3. by SolidasaRock 2-23-05
You, YEAH YOU, JUST READ THE COMIC AND STOP LOOKING AT ME! Okay, maybe that didn't work...	WHAT DID I SAY!!? Maybe I could make the guys down here a hell feel bad about keeping me here!	bbbbbbbbbbbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!! Oh, oh I can't stand it here, there is no...er...LATE NIGHT TV!

 

Kaloo's BIG adventure part 4 by SolidasaRock 2-23-05
Sorry about the last issue, I was just a little comstopated, now I've taken a crap, we can continue. baaahhh haaa haaah!! Yeah, what do you want?	... Well, I might as well get to the point, I wanna get out of here.	... ... ...

 

Kaloo's BIG adventure part 5(I think!) by SolidasaRock 2-23-05
Whoa, didn't see that comin', eh readers!? AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!! No-one asks to be let out!!	BURN, BABY BURN!! aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!! Anyway, back to giving Hilter the giant wedgie	Disco inferno!! Actually, I'm kinda getting used to this...

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