Daniel

Author: Solidification

Date: July 13, 2003

by Solidification
7-13-03
Daniel and I have a very plain relationship. We're more or less acquaintances, and not really tight friends. When we do hang out, though, it starts off like this:
Hey, Daniel.
Hey, man. What's going on?
Daniel and I have this mutual agreement that no matter what goes on, we're always being raped.
Not too much. Oh, I heard your dad raped you again.
Haha, yeah. The school principal joined, too.
And sometimes, we just enjoy it.
Cool. Hey, listen, we're gonna go to an airport and get raped by a bunch of screaming women. You wanna come?
Sure, man. Lemme just go put on my fishnets...