A true story

Author: Solidification

Date: July 13, 2003

by Solidification
7-13-03
I was at a friend's house, and he and I went to this party... Well, there was some guy screaming like an idiot.
What in the fuck?
Jewish techno funky rap! Bum! Bum! Bum bum bum BUM! Bum! Bum bum bum BOOM CHIKA CHIKA CHIKA WHACK BOOM BOOM CHIKY CHIKY!
I question his motives, but he persists in his actions.
Are you even Jewish?
No! But it's a fun word to say!! Come on! Get down with your greasy funky self!
Eventually, I have spastic attacks involving my left eye, and my neck cramps, so I try and get the Hell outta there!
HELP!!!!
Come on and twist yourself, baby! Gotta keep the rhythm going, you dig?