Robort and Tooty Go to Libya

Author: Spaceclutch

Date: April 9, 2011

by Spaceclutch
4-09-11
I hate Libya. Remind me why we signed up for this mission?
The Chief of Staff said we owed it to him after you said his wife looked like their dog.
What? Pet's often resemble their masters. I read it in the NY Times. How long did that NATO guy say we have to wait here, anyway. I'm fair-skinned! I can't stand out in the sun all day.
I think I hear them coming now. Great! I have to pee.
Moments Later...
GAAAAAAHHH!!! We're all gonna die!!
This is all your fault!!!