I Think I'm a Clone Now

Author: SpacemanBill

Date: November 10, 2001

by SpacemanBill
11-10-01
God, it's my clone again. Maybe if I just don't say anything....
Hey! Me! It's you! HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Oh, um, hi...how's it going? It's, uh, been...are you staring at my crotch?!
I'm just admiring my nice package, that's all.
I hate my life.
Uh-oh, my crazy altered DNA's acting up again...stupid genetic tests. How's plutonium in my lungs gonna replace Viagra, huh?!