The Life and Times of Alowishus, Part III: HU-MAN PRISON

Author: SpacemanBill

Date: November 10, 2001

by SpacemanBill
11-10-01
Let's see...I grab a dollar bill, then end up in a post-apocalyptic-esque place in a trash can and—
HU-MAN!!! THINKING IS A CRIME!!!
Ah! A farm animal! You can help me—wait, wait, no you can't.
Correct, hu-man! You will come with me to HU-MAN PRISON!!
Later.... (With apologies to Jason Alexander, who's a real funny guy who'll never read this anyway)
Hi, I'm Jason Alexander.
Dammit.