The Life and Times of Alowishus, Part IV: Viva le Dawnkee

Author: SpacemanBill

Date: November 11, 2001

by SpacemanBill
11-11-01
Jason, tell me, why are evil donkeys in control of the world?
Well, a long, long time ago, the great donkey revolution took place. They've been in power ever since.
My GOD!! How could this have happened?! How long was I in that trash can?! Why did I grab that dollar?!
Dollar, you say? You mean...THE DOLLAR OF DOOM?!!!
Dollar of doom? That might explain why I seemingly traveled into a donkey-ruled future.
That and the fact I haven't moved an inch.