Not the Best Policy

Author: Spark_Of_Life

Date: January 2, 2016

by Spark_Of_Life
1-02-16
How do I get this job, Gloria?
It's simple! Just be up front and don't lie about anything.
Ah, yes, Applicant #3. Why should I give you the job of being my secretary?
So I can tell you that that sweatshirt/jeans combination makes you look like a pedophilic gym teacher.
...and the next thing I knew, I was being hauled away by security guards.