Expectations vs Reality: New Year's Resolutions

Author: Spark_Of_Life

Date: January 4, 2016

by Spark_Of_Life
1-04-16
January 1st, 2016... New Years Resolutions
My resolution this year is to lose weight and buy nicer clothes!
December 31st, 2016... expectations
Good God girl, you're so fucking sexy! Let's make love right here, right now!
December 31st, 2016... reality
Thank you for choosing Jimmy John's. That'll be $22.67.