Stuttering Satan

Author: Spiffy415

Date: September 24, 2001

by Spiffy415
9-24-01
When hookers desperately need monster truck rally tickets
So you're sayin' if I sell my soul to you I can get all the free monster truck rally tickets I want?
That is corr---rr---rrr---ect
Uh...is something wrong?
You'll ha---aa---ve to excuu---uuu--se my sttttt---uu-tter--er
We'll you'll have to excuse my gonorrhea-infested soul
Oh what's that? Mom? Yes, I'm coming!