I hope you don't judge me based on this piece of crap

Author: Spiffy415

Date: January 19, 2002

by Spiffy415
1-19-02
Y2K!! Bring me your women and children!
Too innocent looking. Not good for business.
Now off you go drum up some nice ladies. Who could resist you now.
Heeeerrrrreee'ssss SQUIRRELY!