All hail the pretzel

Author: Spiffy415

Date: January 19, 2002

by Spiffy415
1-19-02
I am George Bush! We will find Osama Bin Laden and make him pay!
We will show that we are true Americans by bombing the shit out of Afghanistan! Fear us! We are America!
ACK! Pretzel lodged in throat! Damn those Arabs! They've gotten to the salty confections!
God Bless that pretzel