The Children are our Future

Author: Spiffy415

Date: January 20, 2002

by Spiffy415
1-20-02
I'm a paper clip here to tell you of my amazing paper-holding-together skills!
What the fuck?! Why would I ever need paper-holding-together skills?
Why, my dear boy, after long study sessions at the library for school reports, you'll need me to fasten your pages of encyclopedic information together!
Calling community college!
Oh, that doesn't matter. I don't like encyclopedias. They have too many big words in them.