Lost and Found

Author: Spiffy415

Date: January 21, 2002

by Spiffy415
1-21-02
I'm lost, sir. Can you help me?
Isn't there an information booth that can help you?
I tried, but they said I have to be lost at least 48 hours.
So who am I to interfere with procedure?
Just get up and help me you lazy fuck!
Standing up is highly overrated.