Right Said Fred

Author: Spiffy415

Date: February 22, 2002

Right Said Fred by Spiffy415 2-22-02
The stereo blares... I'm too sexy for my shirt! Too sexy for my shirt! Too sexy, yeah! If that's Right Said Fred, I'll kill you.	Hey, I'm a porn star. Porn stars listen to Right Said Fred. No, hockey refs listen to Right Said Fred!	Several minutes later... You're still listening to it! I'm still a porn star.