Ways to piss off your significant other Pt. I

Author: Spilt_Milk

Date: April 15, 2004

by Spilt_Milk
4-15-04
Step 1: Don't pay attention to anything she says.
I'm breaking up with you, asshole.
I wonder when they'll realease a Pete and Pete box set on DVD.
Step 2: Act like a baby.
For Chrissakes put your pants back on! People are starting to complain!
NOT THE MAMA!
Step 3: Spend your money on stupid shit.
YOU SPENT YOUR ENTIRE PAYCHECK ON WHAT?!
Well...the blow up sheep are usually way more than what I got it for, but since mine was used I got 10% off and...