My last attempt at being funny tonight. I swear.

Author: Spilt_Milk

Date: April 25, 2004

by Spilt_Milk
4-25-04
We were on our way to Portillos, when Chris yells:
OUTTA THE WAY JERKASS!
Now, he had just yelled it out at random, but this old lady heard it.
Dude, that old lady thinks you said that shit to her.
Ha, that's the r0x0rz!
What we didn't know was that she was an undercover cop in drag.
Way to get us in the clink, JERKASS!
Hey, Raoul over there is looking for a prison bitch. Don't make me start sending him love letters in your name.