Why beer and lawn mowers don't mix.

Author: SqueakMaan

Date: July 8, 2005

by SqueakMaan
7-08-05
So you're saying I'm not a real Boy?
That's right. You are in fact a horrible abomination against nature, God, and humanity itself.
Why would you make me.
Well, I was drunk, saw a lawnmower, one thing led to another. You know how it is.
So why did you tell me i was a real boy.
Because I hate you.