man oh man i hate that mario cart game so much >:

Author: Stabby

Date: August 3, 2004

by Stabby
8-03-04
hay im a driving my stupid cart and getting xconstantly hit with red turtle shells and koopa shells every five seconds and i can never avoid banana peels and upside down ? blocks always appear in fron
t of me and every time i get a good item i get hit with a lihgitnig bolt or star and lose it right away and the minute i get in first place all this happens 10x as much and then i get passed by everyo
ne somehow and can never catch up becasue this game is a cheating piece of crap and i ahte it sooo much and if it wasnt for the mulitiplayer i would take it back and say 'listen buster this is crap fe
st i want my money back' and then id drive to japan and kill miyamoto with a shovel and say "wheres your cheating computer ai now you japanese spic bastard"... How did I know what you were gona say?