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by Stakomix
10-08-05
Somebody was able to crack the Ocarina of Time ROM with a gameshark allowing them to load any objects into the game.
Wow, somebody has a lot of time on their hands........
you can't load any object you want. only objects already in the game. the arwing was actually in the game somewhere, just never used.
Link gets his *image of apparent Wind Waker oral sex*
That's what I'm talking about
Who likes oral sex? THAT GUY.

 

by Stakomix
10-09-05
Just because Gentleman Jack is smoother, and taste better than old #7, doesn't mean that you should drink more of it...
are u drunckkk????
no, i'm huuuuuuuuuuuung oooooooover.

 

by Stakomix
10-10-05
Caption the Pic
*image of a guy reaching down another guy's wrestler's uniform*
here ya go, post as much as you want....i'll pick a winner tomorrow night
Murray needs...
a titty bar! :yum:
mmm.....titties
Snake explodes while trying to eat Gator ARE YOU NOTICING A PATTERN HERE PEOPLE
I Got A Snake, Mang!
....oh yeah!!!!, my snake is bigger.....

 

by Stakomix
11-02-05
I've come to the conclusion that unless you're a Christian, Jew, Muslim, or Zoroastrian (or some monotheistic religion); then you worship Satan.
There's only one God, and while there are many ways to worship him, worshipping any other tin god is, in actuality, worshiping Satan pretending to be a false god. Discuss.
There is only one God, however, He is not God of Christians, Jews, Muslims, etc. as you suggest. I agree that all others are not God, and thus, some manifestation of sin/Satan in one form or another.
I believe those that truly wish to serve the true and living God will explore all options and come to a reasonable conclusion of where they will find that God...
..and what they must do to stay in good favor with Him.
I think Mac is just posting in Intellectual Discussion for the girls.

 

by Stakomix
2-09-06
The lady who was found Friday was Nana. Please pray her death will open up doors to tell Muslims about the love of Jesus. I told Nana about Jesus, and I find comfort in thinking that maybe...
...right before she died, all the times I talked to her about the love of Jesus flashed through her mind. Only in the truth of Jesus dying on the cross, and accepting him as Lord and Savior...
...do I know I have a chance of seeing her again on the streets of gold.
I've got to tell people about this.

 

by Stakomix
2-10-06
Dude I know that Savannah chick...that girly is OVER THE TOP with Jesus. We were in the library and she asked if she could pray for us to pass our test we were studying for...
so we said ummm, sureeeee...and she drops down to her knees right in front of us and starts to pray out loud. Yeah, can you say akward moment? I was trying so hard not to laugh.
"she drops down to her knees right in front of us"
hee hee

 

by Stakomix
2-13-06
Just shot a man. true story, watch the newz
Who was it?
Harry Whittington, 78 year old lawyer.
He'll just get a slap on the wrist if anything.
...?
Since when is shooting lawyers a crime?

 

by Stakomix
4-10-06
i ate an entire totino's pizza today, i didn't even bother to cut it up. just ate the whole thing right out of the oven. it was tasty.
You people are weak and your life saddens me.
Try eating an entire Large pizza from Papa John's or Domino's in one sitting, then come back and talk to me.
been there done that, got the t-shirt. in fact, after i finished my pizza, i had a huge bowl (4-5 scoops) of ice cream. you people? hah.
I am intrigued by your teachings and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
For just $20, you too can be stupid! Send me $20.....

 

by Stakomix
4-10-06
We do NOT need a nanny state and to make one is nothing but pure stupidity and pandering to ever-increasingly lazy people.
This being the last comment on Alabama's possible ban on homosexuality in books, the thread was laid to rest for all of eternity. Or was it?
If parents took responsability and interest in what their children were doing, then the state wouldn't need to reinforce family values.
The thread has returned, given unlife by the necromancer, to haunt us all. Who will protect us from its cravings of human flesh?
GRAHH

 

by Stakomix
9-06-06
he Crocodile Hunter is dead... he got killed by a stingray in Australia while filming an underwater documentary. :-( :-( :-(
i don't think the phrase "it wasn't his time" can be applied to people who play with dangerous animals for a living.
:( :(
I always figured the guy would die by means of an animal attack, but not a stingray. Maybe a alligator, or a snake (on or off a plane), or a tiger or something...but not a stingray.
http://www.factionpresents.com/comic/ images/stingcrocshirt.jpg
not funny... show a little courtesy. neg rep

 

by Stakomix
9-06-06
Stak ponders this reaction.
"Neg rep"?
Welcome to the internet.
looks as if I've been here longer than you:slap:
MEANWHILE:
Dear person who rep'd me with "not cool": The rep field defaults to positive, you have to click the bubble next to negative to give - rep.
ahahaha +rep

 

by Stakomix
9-06-06
No I meant like, this is what the internet DOES. YTMND was having a field day with it not ten minutes after the announcement.
If you found any of that distasteful then God help you when you find out what furries are or if you ever step foot into 4chan's "Random" board
i strongly believe that there should be a period of respect given to anyone who dies. it is how i was raised, and i dont take lightly anyone who disrespects ppl in that manner.
1) I strongly believe you shouldn't force your beliefs on me. 2) He's dead. He doesn't care if you respect him anymore. When I die, you have my express consent to make whatever jokes you feel like...
3) Humor is the healthiest way to deal with death. Being all sad and emo is the most self-destructive way to deal with it.
If you can't smile at death, you can't really live your life. Stop being a fucking pussy.

 

by Stakomix
9-06-06
OH NO, HIS POWER LEVEL IS INCREASING TO NEVER-BEFORE-SEEN LEVELS
Im sorry that you can not express sympathy and emotion. Those are the things that make us human. I have seen my fair share of death in my family...
and I see my fair share of ppl in my family who are dying slowly from disease. dont preach to me about death, and calling me a "fucking pussy" is clearly a low road to take mac...
WE CANNOT HOPE TO DEFEAT HIM NOW
you obviously got way too pissed about a neg rep because i didnt approve of your post...so what do we do? revenge rep. on that i say "fuck you". you wanna make this personal....we can
DEAR GOD EVERYBODY RUN BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE
I can make your life hell. i may get hell in return, but i guess thats how it goes.
You're special in the Deezil sort of way.

 

by Stakomix
9-20-06
Not the best first post.
You all fail at the internet unless you go to 4chan. Sorry. www.4chan.org
or 7chan.org SHOOP DA WHOOP
Wow....for the lose.
Man, I think that's the first time I've ever seen the negative rep symbol next to someone's name.
even totty on LUE is better
i dont know if i would go that far

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