All comics by StandUpComics

 

by StandUpComics
1-07-09
What's funnier than abortions?
I dunno. What?
Miscarriages!
Hahaha! How true.

 

by StandUpComics
1-07-09
How do you keep a nigger from downing?
How?
You don't!
Hahaha! I truly believe that God put niggers on this planet just for our amusement.
He's right. I did.
Can I come down now?

 

by StandUpComics
1-07-09
Did you hear about the time that Jesus went to get his nails done?
Nope.
He got two in his hands and one in his feet!
Hahaha! Good one.
It really was the worst manicure I ever had.

 

by StandUpComics
1-07-09
Hey, kid. I got some candy in my van.
Ewww! Gross!
Would you like me to finger your tight little asshole instead?
OK!

 

by StandUpComics
1-07-09
How is your meal?
It tastes like dog food!
That's impossible. Cat food does not taste like dog food.
Suck my dick!
*slurp slurp*
I love this restaurant!

 

by StandUpComics
1-07-09
Hey, little girl. Have you got your period yet?
What's that?
Perfect!

 

by StandUpComics
1-07-09
I'm LittleRocker! Read my new comics!
They're alright.
Ok then read them again!
Why?
I just made 17 new comics in 3 minutes so they must be good. Read them!!!
How about you stop flooding the message boards.

 

by StandUpComics
1-07-09
I'm LittleRocker! What do you think about this new series I made about a grandson and his grandma?
Will you just take my order?
Its funny because the grandson is gay!
You know what these message boards remind me of?
What?
New Orleans because you keep flooding them. Too soon?

 

by StandUpComics
1-08-09
Read my comics! I'm LittleRocker! Read my comics!
Why do you keep making fun of gay people with your comics?
I make fun of fags because I myself am a fag! And a retard! Derrrrrr!
That explains it.
White Power! White Power!
I think I might drown in these flooded message boards.

 

by StandUpComics
1-08-09
Sorry I'm late. Your younger, prettier sister wanted 3 rounds of sex with me tonight instead of our usual 2 rounds. Then I went to the hospital and had them pull the plug on your father.
You're a terrible husband.

 

by StandUpComics
1-08-09
I got a real problem.
What's that?
I think I'm in love with Jill from accounting.
The lesbo?
Yeah, but she'd never go for a guy like me.
Why don't you try wearing a dress to work tomorrow?

 

by StandUpComics
1-08-09
Excuse me. Do you sell dresses for men?
We sell dresses for women.
That won't work. I'm a man.
Have you thought about wearing a woman's dress instead.
I'm not gay. I'm neat, thin and single.
Seinfeld reference!

 

by StandUpComics
1-08-09
I couldn't find a dress that worked.
I guess you could just tell her how you feel.
That's probably what I should've done first.
She's over there talking to Helen, the other lesbo.
I love boobs!
I love minge!

 

by StandUpComics
1-08-09
Hey Jill.
Gross! I hate men!
I'm aware of that, but I think I love you.
Penises make me vomit. I'd much rather have a fat, wet, hairy pussy on my face.
Does this rag smell like ether?
Let me smell it and I'll tell you.

 

by StandUpComics
1-08-09
That was amazing!
*YAWN* Where the fuck am I?!
After you smelled the rag of ether I drug you back to my house and raped you before you woke up.
Oh ok. I thought I was at the DMV for a second.

 

by StandUpComics
1-08-09
KikaBrika makes great comics!
KikaBrika makes great comics!

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