The Return of the Hammer

Author: Stealwull

Date: December 4, 2001

by Stealwull
12-04-01
This fucking hammer. It's ruined my so-called life.
I'm fire!
I guess I have to end it!
Still fire.
GASP! WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT?!
I'll just jump into that convenient suicide fire.
I'm fire that is glad to be of service, sir!