I Will Counter it With Hetero Spooge

Author: Steamrabbit

Date: April 1, 2010

by Steamrabbit
4-01-10
I'm really worried I might have caught gay.
What? How could you 'catch' gayness?
A gay person touched me. I had no idea he was gay until it was too late. I've got gay germs now.
Can't you just wash your hands?
Sure, but I'm more worried about all the semen that I swallowed.