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by Steempy
10-04-02
Don't be talking smack about River Raid, bitch, I'll fuck up you and yours and anyone that stands in my way
It's so boring though, who cares? Blowing up the same shit over and over.. I could write a better game with my dick, and I'm a girl for fuck's sake!
Kids these days, it's all about fucking Nintendo, fucking Mario... I say fuck the plumber, and let the mushrooms fall where they may.
but.. but.. Mario is so dreamy! and every game just gets better and better in exactly the same way as every other Mario game!
Mario? I fucked him..
You ain't no princess, ho, back the fuck off my mustachioed love God! You ain't all that, girlfriend!

 

by Steempy
10-04-02
..and then you say he touched you in an inappropriate place? What the fuck does that mean? The back of a Volkswagon or something? Christ lady, just the facts, OK? I've got shit to do..
well.. all I said was "I hear Rio is nice this time of year", and he..
THEY'RE HAPPY BECAUSE THEY PLAY "RIVER RAID".. AND NOW BACK TO THE STRIP ALREADY IN PROGRESS
No ma'am, he doesn't have diplomatic immunity, he's just some punk kid on vacation, those uppity furriners oughtta stay the fuck back in their own country.. "Daemon".. what the fuck name is that?
"..and then he couldn't even get it up!"

 

by Steempy
10-04-02
Hmm.. now what?
ring ring or something
Sweet Jesus! Who the hell would that be?
I died for your sins, and your cash.. SEND ME YOUR PIN NUMBER! CASH! JEWELS! VALUABLES!
Who is this? I gave at the office already, stop calling me!
click..
..now, let's fuck shit up on River Raid..

 

by Steempy
10-04-02
Not this shit again..
Hey, you're that goat!
Look, kid, fuck off already, OK?
But its you!
Yes, I was in River Raid! OK! I needed the money! Now get the fuck out my face before I eat your shoes!
Jesus, whatever happened to respect for your fans? Stuck up little wannabe

 

by Steempy
10-04-02
Say, weren't you in "Crash Bandicoot"?
Hey there, you sexy thang... yeah, that was me..
haw haw! That game sucked! and you weren't in the sequels!
Yeah, Crash and I go way back, and....you what?!?
CRASH BANDICOOT?? I FUCKED HIM!! BITCH!

 

by Steempy
10-04-02
I've had a long and rewarding career in video games, stashed some cash away, things are good..
there's only one thing I'm scared of..
Hey there, you sexy thang...
NOOOOOOOO!!! JEFF MINTER!!!

 

by Steempy
10-04-02
RIP Derek
Oh my darling Flo
..I love you so..
RIP Clive
..especially in your nightie..
..when the moonlight flits..
I've got the fucking cancer.. so what do you think of that?
..across your tits..
Great Jesus God almighty!

 

by Steempy
10-05-02
#rgvc gets a wake up call
Bitch, meet me on bcom, keep it real, none of this fake-ass posing, mano-a-mano, you pussy
What the?
#rgvc gets taken to school
You all be playa hatin' 'cause you know I'm the mack, beyotch.. to know me is to blow me
nigga what?
The truth shall reign..
Man, all those Eminem albums made me 31337, they ph33r m3 and my d0p3 styl3z!

 

by Steempy
10-05-02
Ahh, Microsoft
FUCK! I fucking hate that fucking paper clip! FUCK OFF! I just want help! Not some fucking cunty fucking avatar fuck
Hi, you appear to have a problem with excess profanity! Click here to filter, or click here to find more interesting ways to express yourself
one more try..
I'd like to click on your programmers' sister's ass, you useless little fuckstain!
Hi, you appear to have a problem with sexual activity. Click here to read an article on satisfying women, or here to investigate same-sex techniques
A bottle of lighter fluid later..
BURN IN HELL BABY, YEAH!
You appear to be having a problem with rage issues. Click here to view a list of local psychiatrists, or click here to download the new Celine Dion single

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