Mario?

Author: Steempy

Date: October 4, 2002

by Steempy
10-04-02
Don't be talking smack about River Raid, bitch, I'll fuck up you and yours and anyone that stands in my way
It's so boring though, who cares? Blowing up the same shit over and over.. I could write a better game with my dick, and I'm a girl for fuck's sake!
Kids these days, it's all about fucking Nintendo, fucking Mario... I say fuck the plumber, and let the mushrooms fall where they may.
but.. but.. Mario is so dreamy! and every game just gets better and better in exactly the same way as every other Mario game!
Mario? I fucked him..
You ain't no princess, ho, back the fuck off my mustachioed love God! You ain't all that, girlfriend!