All comics by SteveBsjb

 

Random Easter by SteveBsjb 3-27-05
Happy Easter, bench.		I'm Jewish. Sigh.

 

Random Squirrel talk. by SteveBsjb 3-27-05
the good thing about bein' a squirrel	yeah?	I can see yer nuts.

 

Shiver Me Timbers by SteveBsjb 3-27-05
Did you hear about that new action movie?	It's rated "ARRRRRRRRR"!	haha.. pirate humor, I get it.

 

The Rednecks by SteveBsjb 3-27-05
Darlene, to attract a man you should learn to play an instrument. Why daddy?	'Cause it shows yer a cultured type woman, that's why! What instrument should I play, daddy?	Well, I learned your sister to play my organ, hows about you learns the skin flute?

 

Robot loves Penguin by SteveBsjb 3-27-05
Thank you for this lovely bouquet, Robbie, but...	I am sorry to say, I love another! No!!!	Just kidding. April Fools! but... it's Easter.

 

Santa and Jesus by SteveBsjb 3-27-05
Happy Easter, JC!	You gonna just hang around all day?	Just tryin to spread the jolly, my man.

 

Mr. Suave by SteveBsjb 3-27-05
Here she comes	And there she goes.	Must suck in gut.

 

Oldies by SteveBsjb 3-27-05
What's the best time to go to the dentist?	What?	2:30! Get it??? TOOTH HURTIE!!

 

Sad sack & Bench by SteveBsjb 3-27-05
Do you ever aspire to be something more than you are?		I used to be a tree.

 

Parts is parts. by SteveBsjb 3-27-05
Virus? What virus???	I was only downloading software to her, she means nothing to me!	Have fun logging off, tin can!

 

Bizarro NYC by SteveBsjb 3-28-05
		Oh shit! My apartment's got humans!

 

"... that are hot." by SteveBsjb 3-28-05
I love 90 year old grandmas with no teeth and gangrene feet...	... that are hot.	See? I told you it works for any type of chick!

 

Size matters. by SteveBsjb 3-28-05
I can never get a second date with a woman.		Who knew girth was so important?

 

Sad Sack and Bench, II by SteveBsjb 3-28-05
How come you never invite me to sit on you?		You're not my type.

 

The After Life by SteveBsjb 3-28-05
Hey! There you are! Thanks alot!		You couldn't say "Teach a man to cook pasta..." could you?

 

Oldies by SteveBsjb 3-29-05
**cough cough** hack hack ** cough **	excuse me	i'm a little horse

 

Who really won the Cold War? by SteveBsjb 3-29-05
Who will win???	THe KKK vs. an army of Killer Snow-Men...	... fighting in a blizzard. Throw those snowballs! Retreat!

 

The Return by SteveBsjb 3-30-05
Hello?? I have Jesus up in the ship!	HELLO!! Anyone here?	Attention ship... screw it. Beam down that Lucifer guy.

 

The King Of All Media Could Have Done It by SteveBsjb 3-31-05
I wish I had bigger boobs!		Nothing happened. What do I look like, Howard Stern?

 

The Day After by SteveBsjb 4-13-05
Please, take this hammer and yank out this nail? All civilization... wiped out...	... I can't believe it.	Uh... yoo-hoo... little help here!

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