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by Stillbored
9-07-03
And now...the introduction! We begin with Walker...
Yeah...is this thing on?
Moving along, to Rodney...
Ok...why is my hair this color?
Those creepy kids...
Come play with us
Come play with us

 

by Stillbored
9-07-03
The ever-present blond chick,
What? Who? Where am I?
The Bull,
What're you lookin' at?
..and Gary Coleman.
For the last time, I'm not Gary Coleman!!!

 

by Stillbored
9-07-03
Wait right there...
...hours later...
hmm...what's taking him so long?
...much better...

 

by Stillbored
9-08-03
Introducing a new "adult" film, "written" by Rodney...
What a cool line of work...Porn!
...and directed, produced by, and starring...Rodney! In:
...hey, wait a minute...
"DOUBLE-UP-THE-BUTT-LOOK-IT'S-GRANDMA!!!"
Come give Grandma some lovin'!
Shiiiiiiit!

 

by Stillbored
9-08-03
Oh, the blackness, the hopelessness of my wretched existance!
Hey! Can I order yet?!?
Later...
Dude, what happened?
He didn't wan't to talk about it...

 

by Stillbored
9-08-03
CD stores after RIAA wins it battles...

 

by Stillbored
9-08-03
And playing the part of the really long ass wall...

 

by Stillbored
9-08-03
Come play with us
Come play with us
Oh the unrelenting horror!

 

by Stillbored
9-08-03
Pointlessness of Pointlessness is recorded in front of a live studio audience.
Dear Sam...the car has been rigged with a bomb! Whatever you do, don't start it!
Where did I put those keys?

 

by Stillbored
9-09-03
...guest writer...Rodney!
Dude, you wanna go make out?
I can't...wait a minute...I dunno, I'm at a loss
works for me
Riviting...

 

by Stillbored
9-14-03
...good lord, homework sucks...
...so why am I writing this comic?
Oh, God...strike me down!
...and where the fuck did that cat come from?
Sufferin' Succatash!

 

by Stillbored
10-14-03
It's about time you cut off those goldilocks, Goldilocks!
It's about time you...
...based on an actual conversation...
..cut off those legs, Stumpy!

 

by Stillbored
11-16-03
...and to make it look like I'm doing something...ZIGGY!
Heh...I need a smaller mic.
The Newcaster!
Hippy shark pleasers...Tonight at 8!
And the King of Town!...hey, wait a minute...
Doo-hoo-hoo! I'm the KOT!

 

by Stillbored
11-16-03
Moments earlier...
My evil plan is almost complete! Oh shit, someone's coming!
Eeeeeeeeeevil...
Oh hi, little girl! Where did you come from?
heh heh heh

 

by Stillbored
11-16-03
Now...where were we? Ah yes...The fat drunk guy!
Wha-whaaas the problum ocifer?
Next...Linux the penguin!
*zzzz*
Of course, I go after the drunk asshole!
The Pets.com thing!
*gargle*
Suicide is the only way out!

 

by Stillbored
11-16-03
So it's come to this...
Dude, I just won the lottery! I'm...I'm...
!
I'm more excited than a busload of priests at a little league game!!!
!!!
?
Dude...No...

 

by Stillbored
11-16-03
Man, I wonder why Clyde hates us!
I dunno! Maybe he's homophobic?
But...we're not gay, man.
We're not?

 

by Stillbored
11-16-03
Is this really happening? It is!!! I've made it to Pointlessness of Pointlessness X! Oh, thank the Lord! Woooo-hoooo!
Cool! Congrats!
I have to thank some people!!! Um...er...Ash! Yeah, ASH! Double A! Thank you for helping make this day possible! Ok, that's about all the thank you's...what I'm I forgetting in this special comic???
Ok...let's get on with it...
Oh yeah...shit...
Maybe a story?

 

by Stillbored
11-18-03
And they're off!
Yes...what the fuck indeed
what the fuck?
AHHHHH!

 

by Stillbored
11-18-03
Guest Writer - Jeebo...so, it's his fault.
I have no idea
Is that a banana?
I'm a talking paperclip!
dude...this is just too wierd for me
...can I have the banana?

 

by Stillbored
11-21-03
*write write write*
WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!?

 

by Stillbored
11-21-03
God Damn it...
I mislabled the last comic number 8 instead of 13!!!
GOOD BYE COLD, CRULE WORLD!

 

by Stillbored
11-21-03
I wonder what he is thinking...
...gnikniht si eh tahw rednow I

 

by Stillbored
12-01-03
Ahhh...The Evening News...
...as horrified onlookers looked on.
In other news today, war ended in the Middle East when everyone realized they were just a bunch of insignificant pawns in the hands of unseen Gods...Leaving everyone in a state of complete...*gak*
*thud!*
This just in, the Surgeon General advises everyone to occasionally breathe while talking. In other news...

 

by Stillbored
12-01-03

 

by Stillbored
12-01-03
Now...watch me use my Author powers!!!
Bwahahaha!!!
Mwahahahahaha huh?
We're not done with you yet, Stillbored...

 

by Stillbored
12-01-03
Oh...my...God...
Bwahahahahaha
Bwahahahahaha
*just then*
See? Nothing Happened...Ha!

 

by Stillbored
12-01-03
*tappa tappa tappa*
*tappa tappa tappa*
hmmm...they're dumber than I thought...I send in the grunt to kill him...
In my day...I would have KILLED for tappa tappa tappa
*tappa tappa tappa*
*grunt grunt grunt*

 

by Stillbored
12-02-03
Duuuuuuude...I like, totally talked to a cat today...
Really?
...Yeah man, I was totally trippin...
...this is the last time I wear my mom's old clothes...
...his name was Bob...

 

by Stillbored
12-02-03
Previously...
Hmmm...nothing to do...oh well, time to drop some acid!
A little later...
Duuuuuude...this shit is heavy
Hey man, I'm Bob...
Woooooaaaah!

 

by Stillbored
12-03-03
Yep...See? I'm a talking cat...there's nothing wierd about that, is there?
No, man...not at all...
Except for the fact that I'm a figure of your little doped-up imagination. This "reality" doesn't even exist!
Deep, man. Are you, like, my spirit animal or something?
As the high wares off...
Bob? Bob?? I need guidance! Damn it!

 

by Stillbored
12-03-03
*Benny Hill theme*
*...continued...*
*...cont'd...*

 

by Stillbored
12-03-03
And of course...I'm blind!

 

by Stillbored
12-27-03
My take on Christmas...
ho ho ho
I died for the sins of all mankind...this is my holiday!
But I've become more popular; I'm the reason your "birthday" is still celebrated! This is MY holiday!!!
Happy Holidays!
ho ho ho
...shutup

 

by Stillbored
12-27-03
Note: This IS not Stillbored! I repeat, it IS not Stillbored!!!
WHOO! NEW 120Gb HARD DRIVE!
WHOO! NEW 3D GRAPHICS CARD!!!!
WHOO!!! NEW...

 

by Stillbored
12-29-03
Hey! How's it goin'!!! Long tyme no tlak ;)
Oh, Christ...not again...
Yeah, cool! Great to see ya' again! Hey, I gotta go, mom's calling for dinner. *block*
Reason: Complete lack of emotion
*door slams* Ahhh...she loves me
what a cock

 

by Stillbored
12-29-03
*logging on*
*still logging on*
Reason: Slow load time and tons of crap once you log on, and yeah...Microsoft sucks anyways
You have 256 emails! No one is online! Britney Spears wore this to the Big Awards Show! Cure cancer by reading this! Down with freedom, up with Microsoft...*ding ding ding ding ding ding*

 

by Stillbored
12-29-03
*Click here to see my webcam!*
*Penis enlarger pump* *Lower interest rate* *You've been approved!*
Reason: Click here to find out!
*Fastest Pay Advance* *Hot Grandma Action* *SEX SEX SEX* *Can't get enough sex* *Barely legal nymph teenagers with only 1 arm* *Do you smoke?* *aaksjfalksj* *Click here to see my other webcam!*

 

by Stillbored
12-29-03
*Logging on...*
*You have 2,300,000 offline messages*
Reason: Offline messages...many of which are SPAM
All of which consist of "Click here to see my webcam"

 

by Stillbored
12-29-03
*search: need for speed underground cheats*
*700,000,000 results*
Reason: Crappy search results
*THUG cheats* *Underground railroad* *Cheating spouses* *They're comin' right for us* *"I feel the need, the need...for speed*

 

by Stillbored
12-29-03
Reason: Yeah...
I don't get it

 

by Stillbored
12-29-03
December 31st...11:59:55 PM
Hmmm...my new years' resolution...is that I'm giving up Stripcreator, it's wasting to much of my time!
5...4...3...2...1...Happy New Year!
Seconds later
I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry

 

by Stillbored
12-29-03
Observe...and compare
http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=Stillbored&ID=194749
and
Reason: My brother and I think too much alike
http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=jeebo&ID=201021

 

by Stillbored
12-29-03
havin' fun with the new Windows
Oh, what's this?
Reason: The Blue Screen of Death!!!

 

by Stillbored
12-29-03
la la la
MOO!!! MOOOOOOO!!!
Uh-oh, looks like one's gone mad. Guess we'll have to kill it...
Reason: It always ends up in food...ALWAYS
ahhh...it wasn't enough to hurt anyone
wow...this is a GREAT burger!

 

by Stillbored
12-29-03
Reason: 800 stranded passengers can't be wrong!
Help us!

 

by Stillbored
12-29-03
Baa
Reason: Do I really need to explain this one?
Indeed...

 

by Stillbored
12-29-03
Well...it looks like your high is wearing off...Later, man
Later Bob!!!
Remember me...remember...meeeeeeee...and ssssstuuuuufffff
Reason: They're always talking to chairs...and stuff
Dude, Bob??? You're a chair?

 

by Stillbored
12-29-03
Warning...cliche!
Dude, this comic sucks!
Reason: Because of stuff like this!
In Russia, comic sucks you!

 

by Stillbored
12-29-03
Hey, man!
#3'/ j00 ^_^
What?
!|\/| 4 1337 #4><0|2!!!1!!!!1!!1
Reason: (4|\| j00 |234|) 7#!5?
What the hell are you talking about???
|\/|4|) 5k!775 |34|3'/!!!!1!

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