Pointlessness of Pointlessness XVI - I like how XVI sounds

Author: Stillbored

Date: December 1, 2003

by Stillbored
12-01-03
Ahhh...The Evening News...
...as horrified onlookers looked on.
In other news today, war ended in the Middle East when everyone realized they were just a bunch of insignificant pawns in the hands of unseen Gods...Leaving everyone in a state of complete...*gak*
*thud!*
This just in, the Surgeon General advises everyone to occasionally breathe while talking. In other news...