All comics by Stipesinicio

 

by Stipesinicio
12-11-07
Have you put the picture up yet?
I can't figure out the system.
Hmm.....let's use our heads here...
K
WHAT THE FUCK!?

 

by Stipesinicio
12-11-07
Have you ever thought of what came first?
You mean with us?
Yeah. The egg or the chicken?
Well.......
Last night I was with Connie, and I'm pretty sure I came first.

 

by Stipesinicio
12-11-07
"Taking care of your pet squirrel: Step 1.) Give it a name."
hmm.....
I'm SO chewing his penis off.
Mr. Squiggles!!!

 

by Stipesinicio
12-12-07
Hi. I'm goth sensation Marilyn Manson.
I'm a chicken who mysteriously kills people when I need to take a shit.
Douchebag.

 

Bugs finally snapped.
Gimme pwesents Fatass.
by Stipesinicio, 12-12-07

 

by Stipesinicio
12-12-07
I like the philosophy and premise of Christianity but I do not like the history that man has generated because of it. Every world religion seems to produce such outcomes.
I've read stats somewhere that the proportion of atheists is something like 5% of the population, so sometimes I do wonder: is it really possible that I am right and 95% of the world is wrong.
I just took a really big shit.

 

by Stipesinicio
12-13-07
"We're Back in 3..2..1....."
Thanks for tuning in, I'm reporter Ginger Vitus.
Re-incarnated John Wayne Gacy wins award for best pediatrician....
While drive by clonings are still driving the city into a scare.
While drive by clonings are still driving the city into a scare.

 

by Stipesinicio
12-17-07
Another glorious day at guitar shenter.....
How much a Studio is.
What kind of guitar does your boyfriend have?
I know it has strings. Does that help?
I know these packs of picks are 3 bux, what kind of deal can you give me?

 

by Stipesinicio
12-17-07
People at the forums think I should make backrounds.
They think it adds to the humor.
How the hell will I ever live out the rest of my life?
Bum dem?

 

by Stipesinicio
12-17-07
Yet another day at Guitar Shenter....
This is my best four channel mixer...
How many channels can I use?
Sorry, I'm sold out of that model.
You ain't got one in the warehouse?
You can tune to any note with this tuner?
What about b sharp?

 

by Stipesinicio
12-17-07
This is a good product.
You're sure?
Yes ma'am. I use one just like this.
You positive this is a good one?
..And thats when I said "fuck it." I'd rather take responsibility for the warehouse smelling like a dead body...

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