The Grand Old Party

Author: StopMakingSense

Date: January 27, 2003

by StopMakingSense
1-27-03
In light of recent accusations that the Republican party doesn't speak to minorities, we're initiating a hard-hitting urban recruitment drive.
While none of us here in the brain trust have ever actually seen a black person in the flesh, we have reason to believe that they might look something like this...
Mind you, this is just a fascimile, but from what I've seen on the "UPN," it's astonishingly lifelike
Where the white bitches at?