Hey, Everybody, It's CLIPPY!

Author: StopMakingSense

Date: February 9, 2003

by StopMakingSense
2-09-03
A first time PC user
Okay, so you're supposed to be some sort of MS Word assistant, right? How do I make columns?
Try alt-control-go fuck yourself.
What?
Uh...I mean..."Error Type 3 Occurred, Please Restart Computer"
You know, I think Microsoft is getting a little too cocky for its own good.
All Hail Satan!