Reverend DeSybian out for a walk.

Author: StormHammer

Date: September 4, 2002

by StormHammer
9-04-02
In other news...
Hello, my child.
Hi. I'm a six year old prostitute working to support my child. Care to make a donation?
Uhh...errr...hmm...
Ever since that dog got me pregnant, I haven't been able to walk in a straight line...I think it's cuz the dog was a Saint Bernard.
That's it, I have no more faith in humanity...
I wonder if he'll buy me booze for a hand job...