Ode to Kerri pt. 1

Author: StormHammer

Date: September 5, 2002

by StormHammer
9-05-02
Dateline: 35000 feet and falling...
Hi. I'm Kerri.
BZZT BEEP CLANK CLANK
Why did you rip off the roof of the plane?
BZZT *pitiful...human...prepare...to...die* CLANK BEEP
AHHHH!!!!!!! MY HAIR DYE IS ON FIRE!!!!!!
BWAHAHA!!!!!! The day is mine!!!