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by Stormcrow
9-03-04
Meanwhile, at Ozzy Osbourne High School...
Have a good day at school, Blordinarck!
I SHALL DO THY BIDDING, LORD LUCIFER, AND HAVE A MIGHTY GOOD DAY. ONWARDS!
WENCH! I HOPEST THEE WILL BE TEACHING US THE SUBLIME ARTS OF DEATH METAL.
I'm sorry, Blordinarck, but we'll only be playing Stars And Stripes for now.
BLAST YOU FOUL WOMAN, MAY YOU BURN IN THE DEPTHS OF HELL!
Well, looks like somebody's volunteered to play the triangle.

 

by Stormcrow
9-03-04
GREETINGS, CLASSMATE. I AM BLORDINARCK.
Hi, i'm Sarah.
DOST THOU LIKE TO TORTURE PIGEONS?
What?!?! Uh...i'm going to...go over there now...
GREETINGS CLASSMATE! DOST THOU LIKE TO TORTURE PIGEONS?
Just say yes, and then he won't hurt you...

 

by Stormcrow
9-04-04
Coming up on this episode...
Hey there all you crazy cats, here we are at the Grand Canyon!
Not to mention...
God DAMN, that Eiffel Tower is one big mofo, ain't it!
I know, i'm a bastard, but hey, here's a sneak peek of next week to appease you all...
Holy Hell, now that Sydney Opera House right there is DOPE!

 

by Stormcrow
9-04-04
Eri The Simple Viking and his trusty companion Sven The Penguin present a tour of their homeland.
Quack.
Velcome to Sveden!
Quack quack, QUAAAACK!
To our left, just out of shot, is the Vonderful Vorld Of IKEA Superstore.
Quaaaack.
Be qviet Sven, i'll get to the naked blonde lesbians soon enough.

 

by Stormcrow
9-04-04
It's Show And Tell day at Ozzy Osbourne High School...
FOR THIS PITIFUL EXERCISE OF SHOW AND TELL, I HAVE BROUGHT IN A VERY CLOSE COMPANION OF MINE.
THIS IS LEDENKO, A PRISONER OF MINE WHO I HAVE TURNED INTO A BIRD.
Oh God, please help me! Somebody save me!
HE IS JUST JESTING. WE HAVE MUCH FUN TIMES TOGETHER PLAYING "POKE THE BIRD WITH THE RED HOT POKER".
I only went over to visit my lover Ark, and he captured me, somebody help me!

 

by Stormcrow
9-04-04
Hi, is this Area 51...omg, Haz! I didn't know you worked here!
Er...Amy! Hi! I don't know what you mean, this is just a burger bar. yeah, I flip burgers.
"ATTENTION, AN ALIEN HAS ESCAPED! HARRISON, MAN THE LASER CANNONS!"
You didn't hear anything. As far as you're concerned, I flip burgers.

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