God is Getting Senile

Author: Stormfang

Date: June 20, 2001

by Stormfang
6-20-01
Hey, son, come here, would ya?
I'm busy being a martyr, dad. What?
I've got this weird bump on th' back of my noggin. I think it might be skin cancer.
You can't GET cancer, dad. You're God.
You sure? I read in Cosmo that pretty much anyone is susceptible to skin cancer.
That's it...where the fuck did I put Lucifer's number?