Malaise

Author: Straightshooter

Date: April 28, 2006

by Straightshooter
4-28-06
(Fake laugh) We're here with Nicholas Cage on the set of his FABULOUS new movie...
Raising Arizona 2, yes.
(Feigned interest)But Nic, shouldn't you be in the desert or... at least Arizona?
No, I've decided to take a whole new direction.
(Clueless) And what direction is that?
Uh, Animated... What the hell is wrong with you? Look how I'm dressed! We're talking in a FREAKIN' bedroom! It's a PORNO, jackoff! Can't I shock you people with anything??