Morehead, KY- Universally Rude

Author: Straightshooter

Date: April 28, 2006

by Straightshooter
4-28-06
Greetings, I am an interstellar traveler visiting Morehead in search of fun and amusement!
Thurr ain't nun dat herrr.
Would it be possible to speak to someone else?
Whut fer, ain't I gude enuff?
You thunk yer bedder'n us?
I knew I should have gone to Mt. Sterling.