Morehead, KY- Universally Rude #33

Author: Straightshooter

Date: May 21, 2006

by Straightshooter
5-21-06
Wel-Kum to Chy-na Ka-phay, May I help o you?
Yes, I'd like the number 9, Sweet and Sour Pork.
Num-Bah ny-een, ooh-kay. That be fi dollah.
Thank you sir. It's nice to see some people still have that old American work ethic.
I from Chinan, no Ameri-kun.
That's probably why you have it.