Morehead, KY- Universally Rude (Season 4)

Author: Straightshooter

Date: April 20, 2011

by Straightshooter
4-20-11
Oh no! NOOO!! Do NOT tell me I DREAMED of meeting God! This CANNOT be!! I CANNOT accept this!!!!
I'VE SPENT YEARS IN MOREHEAD, WAITING FOR HIM TO APPEAR AND WHEN HE DOES, IT'S A FUCKIN' DREAM??!!!!!! I'M GOING TO LOSE MY MIND!!!!!!!!!!!!
*BURP* Sorry pal, had to hit the head. Boy, don't have the Double Quarter Pounder around here after10:00, huh?
I don't know if I should jump for joy or kick you in the nuts....