Morehead, KY- Universally Rude (Season 4)

Author: Straightshooter

Date: July 2, 2011

by Straightshooter
7-02-11
Hail citizen. How will you celebrate Independence Day?
A purade!
Ohh, a parade! Who will be in it?
Real Amurikans. Good, Christian people that appreciate this country was built on hard work and decency, not deviance and lazy, drug addicted, couch potatoes collecting welfare!
What will you do after the parade?
Gunna sit around and git drunk and blow up frogs with M-80's with my girlfriend before her husband gits home...