Morehead, KY- Universally Rude (Season 4)

Author: Straightshooter

Date: October 13, 2011

by Straightshooter
10-13-11
Ok, I kun fix dis here door closer in yer bedroom hur. It'll slam louder than any door yew ever seed befur.
Why would I want my bedroom door to slam loudly?
Da same reason I made yer stereo play louder.
That wasn't even on the list!
I'm jest tryin' tew thank how I'm gunna make the shower louder.
Maybe with a shower door that slams louder than any yew ever seed befur?