Astamouth- Pilot

Author: Straightshooter

Date: December 20, 2011

by Straightshooter
12-20-11
Before I send you into the abyss, do you have any final words, Wee Willie?
Yo dawg, I don't want to go out like this, G-Reap. Give me another chance dawg!
Welll...I do have something you could do, but I doubt someone like you would do it....
Anything man. Name it. I ain't ready to go no ghost yet!
There is a town called Astamouth. It's filthy and depraved. I won't set in foot in it. That's upsetting the order of things. Clean up the depravity and maybe you'll redeem yourself in the process....
CLEAN UP the depravity? Dawg, are you sure you knows what I izz?