Morehead, KY- Universally Rude (Season 4)

Author: Straightshooter

Date: February 27, 2012

by Straightshooter
2-27-12
What are you doing HERE???
I'm turning 40 tomorrow, so I came here to die.
That's crazy! 40 isn't the end of life. It's just the beginning!
Did you read that in a Hallmark card from the '40th birthday' section?
Well, fuck. Then how about this.... If 40 really is the end, you can die anywhere. You don't have to be here!
You're right. Let's go to Sonic....