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| Hi! I'm your new apartment manager. I'm here to inspect your/our home! | |
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| Ugh. I know. I've spent all week dusting light switches, cleaning the back of my mirror and several other obscure places no one would ever be concerned with, except this complex. | |
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| WAIT! Aren't you even going to come in? There might be a speck underneath the toilet or a stray piece of lint in the corner of the room I never use?? You know, the SERIOUS SHIT!!!!! | |
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| No white glove test. No microscope examination of my sponge for bacteria count. Just trust that I know what I'm doing.... . WHERE THE FUCK AM I AND HOW DID I GET HERE? | |
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